Penis Simulator (2026)

- Developer
- Secret Game Team
- Platforms
- Windows, Linux
- Genres
- Casual, Indie, Simulation
- Rating
- 4.5 of 5, 20 player ratings
- Typical playtime
- about 12 minutes
- Where to get it
- Steam
How it feels
a silly, absurd simulation with a tongue-in-cheek theme and simple gameplay
humorousabsurdcasualsatiricallightheartedshortretro-feel
What players say
Players find it hilarious and surprisingly relatable, but they split on whether it is genuinely fun or just boring. The toilet spiders and the pee stream mechanic stand out, and some report frequent crashes. Several reviewers want a tutorial or explained controls.
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