Retail Royale (2023)

Developer: DarxDev
Platforms: Windows
Genres: Action, Massively Multiplayer, Strategy
Rating: 3.8 of 5, 5,402 player ratings
Typical playtime: about 3.4 hours
Where to get it: Steam

The 3D catalog: game boxes on wooden shelves, with the cat sitting at the counter next to its greeting.

The catalog in 3D

The same catalog has a room you can walk around in. The cat behind the counter is the AI Catbot, and they pick real games from it when you tell them what you feel like playing. Nothing is for sale, here or in there. Go in from here and this game is already out on the counter, with more like it waiting on the shelf next to it.

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How it feels

A chaotic and humorous battle royale where you fight with furniture and melee combat in a colorful store.

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What players say

Players love the concept and have fond memories of playing with friends at launch, but nearly everyone says the game is dead. The player count dropped, the game was made paid after being free, and updates stopped in 2023, so most advise against buying it now.

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