Sad Virus Military (2026)

Developer: Kendall Studios, Valkeala Software
Publisher: Valkeala Software
Platforms: Windows
Genres: Adventure, Indie, Simulation
Rating: 3.0 of 5, 10 player ratings
Typical playtime: about 21 minutes
Where to get it: Steam

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How it feels

a silly, slow-paced exploration game where you wander a military-themed area collecting beer bottles while avoiding simple traps.

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What players say

Players say Sad Virus Military is a very short 3D platformer where you collect beer bottles on a military map, taking only 20 minutes to finish. Many call it an asset flip or shovelware from Valkeala Software, with split opinions between those amused by the absurd premise and those warning it is a cash grab.

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