Soccer Player Simulator (2019)

Developer: Kiddy
Platforms: Windows
Genres: Indie, Simulation, Sports
Rating: 4.1 of 5, 241 player ratings
Typical playtime: about 20 minutes
Where to get it: Steam

The 3D catalog: game boxes on wooden shelves, with the cat sitting at the counter next to its greeting.

The catalog in 3D

The same catalog has a room you can walk around in. The cat behind the counter is the AI Catbot, and they pick real games from it when you tell them what you feel like playing. Nothing is for sale, here or in there. Go in from here and this game is already out on the counter, with more like it waiting on the shelf next to it.

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How it feels

A chaotic physics playground where players faff about, kick the ball randomly, and brawl with little regard for scoring goals.

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What players say

Players describe a deliberately broken football game where physics are chaotic and control feels sluggish, with a three-second delay to turn. Some find it hilarious in short bursts, while others say the joke wears thin. It is very cheap and often gifted to friends.

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This page is from Underplayed Gems, a catalog of older and overlooked games. Not quite it? You can browse by platform and genre, or take this one into the 3D catalog and ask the Catbot for something closer.