TEST RELEASE DO NOT BUY !!! (2026)

- Developer
- Bad Ideas Productions
- Platforms
- Windows
- Genres
- Simulation
- Rating
- 4.8 of 5, 107 player ratings
- Typical playtime
- about 2.1 hours
- Where to get it
- Steam

The catalog in 3D
The same catalog has a room you can walk around in. The cat behind the counter is the AI Catbot, and they pick real games from it when you tell them what you feel like playing. Nothing is for sale, here or in there. Go in from here and this game is already out on the counter, with more like it waiting on the shelf next to it.
How it feels
A hurried, self-aware meta-experience that feels like an accidental game hastily assembled for the sake of existence.
metacommentaryaccidentalrushedself-awareunpolishedlast-minutesimulationwhimsical
What players say
Players describe it as a short, cheap experience that blends idle clicking with absurd humor and minigames, often comparing it to There Is No Game. Many mention being surprised or jumpscared by developer Jonny Razer, and opinions split on whether the construction music is good.
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