Battle Train (2025)
- Developer
- Terrible Posture Games, Nerd Ninjas
- Publisher
- Terrible Posture Games
- Platforms
- Windows
- Genres
- Indie, Strategy
- Rating
- 4.3 of 5, 118 player ratings
- Typical playtime
- about 11 hours
- Where to get it
- Steam
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The catalog in 3D
The same catalog has a room you can walk around in. The cat behind the counter is the AI Catbot, and they pick real games from it when you tell them what you feel like playing. Nothing is for sale, here or in there. Go in from here and this game is already out on the counter, with more like it waiting on the shelf next to it.
How it feels
A methodical, turn-based strategy game where each run feels like solving a puzzle on rails.
strategicproceduralturn-basedtacticalminimalistchallengingrepetitive
What players say
Players praise the track-puzzle mechanic and the fully voiced story, but many are frustrated by story-gated progression that forces grinding runs regardless of skill. Some also call out heavy RNG, weak AI balancing, and a lack of meta progression. Sentiment splits between enjoying the core loop and feeling it's half-baked.
Screenshots
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