This Ain’t Even Poker, Ya Joker (2025)

- Developer
- Mash
- Publisher
- Oro Interactive, Drillhounds
- Platforms
- Windows
- Genres
- Casual, Indie, Strategy
- Rating
- 4.3 of 5, 1,829 player ratings
- Typical playtime
- about 7.3 hours
- Where to get it
- Steam

The catalog in 3D
The same catalog has a room you can walk around in. The cat behind the counter is the AI Catbot, and they pick real games from it when you tell them what you feel like playing. Nothing is for sale, here or in there. Go in from here and this game is already out on the counter, with more like it waiting on the shelf next to it.
How it feels
A lighthearted, card-based strategy game where you casually grow your hand with playful tactics.
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What players say
Players say it is a short idle deck builder with about 5-10 hours of content, good for a quick completion but not a long-term experience. The strategy is light once you learn to merge high rarity cards, and the endgame has no automation so resets feel tedious. Some find the UI too small for Steam Deck and Linux users report crashes.
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