This Is Why We Don't Play Golf (2025)

Developer

Hmph. Studios

Platforms

Windows

Genres

Action, Adventure, Casual, Indie

Rating

4.7 of 5, 16 player ratings

Typical playtime

about 2.2 hours

Where to get it

Steam

How it feels

A chaotic physics platformer where you hilariously fail to get a golf ball up a mountain, with gravity constantly sabotaging you.

chaoticphysics-basedco-opfrustratinglightheartedfallingbizarresilly

What players say

Players call it a funny, chaotic mix of golf and 2D precision platforming that shines in co-op, where you can punch friends or pass the ball back and forth. The main trick is hitting the ball in the air and teleporting to it, with plenty of shortcuts. Some players report that multiplayer lobbies crash or fail to connect, and friends may rage-quit.

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