This Is Why We Don't Play Golf (2025)
- Developer
- Hmph. Studios
- Platforms
- Windows
- Genres
- Action, Adventure, Casual, Indie
- Rating
- 4.7 of 5, 16 player ratings
- Typical playtime
- about 2.2 hours
- Where to get it
- Steam
The catalog in 3D
The same catalog has a room you can walk around in. The cat behind the counter is the AI Catbot, and they pick real games from it when you tell them what you feel like playing. Nothing is for sale, here or in there. Go in from here and this game is already out on the counter, with more like it waiting on the shelf next to it.
How it feels
A chaotic physics platformer where you hilariously fail to get a golf ball up a mountain, with gravity constantly sabotaging you.
chaoticphysics-basedco-opfrustratinglightheartedfallingbizarresilly
What players say
Players call it a funny, chaotic mix of golf and 2D precision platforming that shines in co-op, where you can punch friends or pass the ball back and forth. The main trick is hitting the ball in the air and teleporting to it, with plenty of shortcuts. Some players report that multiplayer lobbies crash or fail to connect, and friends may rage-quit.
Screenshots
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