Behold the Kickmen (2017)
- Developer
- Size Five Games
- Publisher
- Size Five Games, Ant Workshop Ltd
- Platforms
- PC (Microsoft Windows), Mac, Nintendo Switch
- Genres
- Sport, Indie, Arcade
- Rating
- 4.0 of 5, 3 player ratings
- Where to get it
- Nintendo eShop
How it feels
A deliberately clueless arcade football game that feels like a joke from start to finish, played by someone who doesn't know or care about the sport.
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About
Behold the Kickmen is a football game made by someone who has no understanding of, or interest in, what is affectionately known as "The Wonderful Game". Start at the bottom of the Big Boring Football Spreadsheet and grind your way up to become the best at the football anyone's ever seen.
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