Trump Trade War (2025)

- Developer
- Tero Lunkka, Valkeala Software
- Publisher
- Valkeala Software
- Platforms
- Windows
- Genres
- Adventure, Indie, Simulation
- Rating
- 2.8 of 5, 37 player ratings
- Typical playtime
- about 21 minutes
- Where to get it
- Steam

The catalog in 3D
The same catalog has a room you can walk around in. The cat behind the counter is the AI Catbot, and they pick real games from it when you tell them what you feel like playing. Nothing is for sale, here or in there. Go in from here and this game is already out on the counter, with more like it waiting on the shelf next to it.
How it feels
A surreal 2.5D platformer where you guide a cartoon President Trump through linear levels full of traps, collect money bags, and shoot flames at bee and turtle enemies in a physics-based joke game.
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What players say
Players call this an asset flip from a developer with a history of shovelware. Many report bugs like getting stuck in textures, no restart button, and general brokenness. A few find the absurdity amusing but the overwhelming consensus is that it is a low quality, scam-like product.
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