Vague Lizards (2024)

Developer: PIVKO GAMES
Publisher: Radiance Star
Platforms: Windows
Genres: Action, Adventure, RPG
Rating: 4.0 of 5, 40 player ratings
Typical playtime: about 43 minutes
Where to get it: Steam

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How it feels

A goofy, action-packed adventure through an Old Slavic setting, blending hack-and-slash combat with absurd humor as you fight lizard thieves to reclaim magical healing water.

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What players say

Players are split on Vague Lizards. Some enjoy it as a meme-filled joke with friends, praising the humor and voice acting. Others call it a technically broken game with bad combat, janky movement that gets stuck on stairs, and little content.

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