Big Theft Valkeala 3 Revenge (2026)

Developer: Tero Lunkka, Valkeala Software
Publisher: Valkeala Software
Platforms: Windows
Genres: Action, Adventure, Casual, Indie
Rating: 4.0 of 5, 24 player ratings
Typical playtime: about 29 minutes
Where to get it: Steam

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How it feels

a free-roaming parody game where you drive and shoot through light open-world missions with a ticking clock.

open worldactionparodymission-basedtime-limitedweapon varietycasual action

What players say

Players call it a cheap GTA parody that is fun for an evening but rough around the edges. You play as Mary in a small open world with no save system, so the whole run has to be done in one sitting. Missions are timed and failing them means restarting from scratch. A handful of reviews note the female lead is a highlight.

Screenshots

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