Woodcutter Simulator 2013 (2013)

Developer: United Independent Entertainment
Platforms: Windows
Genres: Simulation
Rating: 1.3 of 5, 535 player ratings
Typical playtime: about 23 minutes
Where to get it: Steam

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How it feels

Operating lumber machinery and completing woodcutting tasks feels deliberate and task-oriented, like a workday simulation.

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What players say

Players overwhelmingly call Woodcutter Simulator 2013 a broken, barely functional game with no tutorial, nonsensical economics, frequent crashes, and glitchy movement like the ability to fly. Many say its publisher is known for shallow simulator titles, and a few bought it just to laugh at how bad it is.

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