Blast Processed (2025)
- Developer
- Eli Bailey
- Platforms
- Windows
- Genres
- Action, Indie, Free To Play, Early Access
- Rating
- 4.6 of 5, 68 player ratings
- Typical playtime
- about 1.0 hours
- Where to get it
- Steam
The catalog in 3D
The same catalog has a room you can walk around in. The cat behind the counter is the AI Catbot, and they pick real games from it when you tell them what you feel like playing. Nothing is for sale, here or in there. Go in from here and this game is already out on the counter, with more like it waiting on the shelf next to it.
How it feels
Blast Processed is a fast, technical first-person platformer where you chain precise rocket jumps and movement tricks, rewarding mastery and punishing sloppy inputs.
fast-pacedtechnicalmovement-focusedrocket jumpingskill-basedpunishingearly access
What players say
Players praise the movement but split on whether it replicates Team Fortress 2's rocket jumping properly. It runs well for some, crashes or feels janky to others, and rewards persistence after a rough start.
Screenshots
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