Date Everything! (2025)

- Developer
- Sassy Chap Games
- Publisher
- Team17
- Platforms
- Windows
- Genres
- Simulation
- Rating
- 4.7 of 5, 7,471 player ratings
- Typical playtime
- about 15 hours
- Where to get it
- Steam
How it feels
You explore a magical, talking house and build relationships with everyday objects through dialogue and choices.
whimsicalquirkyplayfulinteractivestory-drivencasuallighthearted
What players say
Players praise the voice acting and absurd humor of dating household objects, but many find the relationships shallow and the game buggy a year after release. Unfixed softlocks and mouse issues frustrate, while others feel the jokes wear thin and character depth is lacking.
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