Date Everything! (2025)

- Developer
- Sassy Chap Games
- Publisher
- Team17
- Platforms
- Windows
- Genres
- Simulation
- Rating
- 4.7 of 5, 7,471 player ratings
- Typical playtime
- about 15 hours
- Where to get it
- Steam

The catalog in 3D
The same catalog has a room you can walk around in. The cat behind the counter is the AI Catbot, and they pick real games from it when you tell them what you feel like playing. Nothing is for sale, here or in there. Go in from here and this game is already out on the counter, with more like it waiting on the shelf next to it.
How it feels
You explore a magical, talking house and build relationships with everyday objects through dialogue and choices.
whimsicalquirkyplayfulinteractivestory-drivencasuallighthearted
What players say
Players praise the voice acting and absurd humor of dating household objects, but many find the relationships shallow and the game buggy a year after release. Unfixed softlocks and mouse issues frustrate, while others feel the jokes wear thin and character depth is lacking.
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