Directly Drink Milk from Cow 【直に牛乳を飲め】 (2022)
- Developer
- Boujin 【棒陣】
- Platforms
- Windows
- Genres
- Casual, Indie, Simulation
- Rating
- 3.8 of 5, 30 player ratings
- Typical playtime
- about 24 minutes
- Where to get it
- Steam
The catalog in 3D
The same catalog has a room you can walk around in. The cat behind the counter is the AI Catbot, and they pick real games from it when you tell them what you feel like playing. Nothing is for sale, here or in there. Go in from here and this game is already out on the counter, with more like it waiting on the shelf next to it.
How it feels
A slow, quirky farming sim where you casually tend cattle, haul milk, and explore a countryside while keeping the ranch tidy enough to avoid shut down.
calmwhimsicalopen worldsimulationfunnyrelaxingmanagementsatirical
What players say
Players say this is a bizarre meme game where you can actually drink milk from cows, but it feels unfinished and has performance issues on older computers. Many joke about it secretly being a bitcoin miner, and opinions split on whether the crude humor and physics are hilarious or just dreadful.
Screenshots
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