Directly Drink Milk from Cow 【直に牛乳を飲め】 (2022)
- Developer
- Boujin 【棒陣】
- Platforms
- Windows
- Genres
- Casual, Indie, Simulation
- Rating
- 3.8 of 5, 30 player ratings
- Typical playtime
- about 24 minutes
- Where to get it
- Steam
How it feels
A slow, quirky farming sim where you casually tend cattle, haul milk, and explore a countryside while keeping the ranch tidy enough to avoid shut down.
calmwhimsicalopen worldsimulationfunnyrelaxingmanagementsatirical
What players say
Players say this is a bizarre meme game where you can actually drink milk from cows, but it feels unfinished and has performance issues on older computers. Many joke about it secretly being a bitcoin miner, and opinions split on whether the crude humor and physics are hilarious or just dreadful.
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