Fuck's Quest II (2026)

Developer: Ancient Computer Tech
Platforms: Windows, macOS, Linux
Genres: Action, Adventure
Rating: 5.0 of 5, 155 player ratings
Typical playtime: about 4.8 hours
Where to get it: Steam

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How it feels

A crude, punitively silly action game that frustrates with broken controls and juvenile humor.

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What players say

Players praise it as a genuinely well-made Zelda-like that hides clever puzzles and solid exploration under a layer of intentionally stupid, internet-poisoned humor. It is short and cheap at about $5, though some warn the 100% completion is locked behind an intentionally terrible lockpicking minigame.

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