Hedgie Simulator (2021)
- Developer
- Eltar
- Platforms
- Windows
- Genres
- Casual, Indie, Simulation
- Rating
- 5.0 of 5, 5 player ratings
- Typical playtime
- about 39 minutes
- Where to get it
- Steam
The catalog in 3D
The same catalog has a room you can walk around in. The cat behind the counter is the AI Catbot, and they pick real games from it when you tell them what you feel like playing. Nothing is for sale, here or in there. Go in from here and this game is already out on the counter, with more like it waiting on the shelf next to it.
How it feels
A deadpan satire that feels like a monotonous office job with absurd financial jargon, where you repeatedly click to short stocks while the game mocks hedge fund logic.
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Screenshots
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