HOLY COW! Milking Simulator (2021)

- Developer
- Space Boat Studios
- Platforms
- Windows
- Genres
- Action, Adventure, Casual, Simulation
- Rating
- 4.6 of 5, 13 player ratings
- Typical playtime
- about 1.3 hours
- Where to get it
- Steam

The catalog in 3D
The same catalog has a room you can walk around in. The cat behind the counter is the AI Catbot, and they pick real games from it when you tell them what you feel like playing. Nothing is for sale, here or in there. Go in from here and this game is already out on the counter, with more like it waiting on the shelf next to it.
How it feels
A frantic, cartoonish bullet-hell where you guide a stubborn cow through absurd, maze-like levels to hoard milk while dodging waves of enemies.
arcadeyfast-pacedcartoonydifficultdarkly funnychaoticmildly absurdco-op friendly
What players say
Players describe a silly arcade game about a cow eating grass and running to a truck to be milked. It starts simple but gets quite difficult, requiring medals to pass roadblocks. Players enjoy the humor and say it is fun in co-op or with kids.
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