Horsey Game (2026)

- Developer
- Captain Games
- Platforms
- Windows, macOS
- Genres
- Indie, Simulation
- Rating
- 4.9 of 5, 2,662 player ratings
- Typical playtime
- about 6.5 hours
- Where to get it
- Steam

The catalog in 3D
The same catalog has a room you can walk around in. The cat behind the counter is the AI Catbot, and they pick real games from it when you tell them what you feel like playing. Nothing is for sale, here or in there. Go in from here and this game is already out on the counter, with more like it waiting on the shelf next to it.
How it feels
a goofy, low-effort simulation game about horses and money that feels more like a joke than a serious experience
quirkylightheartedsimulationcasualeccentriclow-stakes
What players say
Players describe it as a deceptively deep god simulator hidden inside a simple horse racing game. They praise the freedom to create bizarre creatures through genome editing and breeding, but note the lack of a tutorial and some RNG-heavy achievements.
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More by Captain Games
This page is from Underplayed Gems, a catalog of older and overlooked games. Not quite it? You can browse by platform and genre, or take this one into the 3D catalog and ask the Catbot for something closer.



