I Know a Guy: Shady Life Simulator (2026)
- Developer
- Bunch'o'Nerds
- Platforms
- Windows
- Genres
- Simulation, Early Access
- Rating
- 4.5 of 5, 383 player ratings
- Typical playtime
- about 7.4 hours
- Where to get it
- Steam
The catalog in 3D
The same catalog has a room you can walk around in. The cat behind the counter is the AI Catbot, and they pick real games from it when you tell them what you feel like playing. Nothing is for sale, here or in there. Go in from here and this game is already out on the counter, with more like it waiting on the shelf next to it.
How it feels
You're trapped in a deadpan, low-key grim world where every pizza you sell and every shady favor you run pulls you deeper into a web of uneasy alliances and looming danger.
tenseatmosphericdarkly humorouspunishingchoice-drivengrindysuspensefulimmersive
What players say
Players enjoy the premise but the game runs out of content once side quests are done, leaving only repetitive pizza-making and waiting for shady customers. It is more fun and fast-paced with friends. Early game is considered tedious, and the lack of autosave is a common frustration.
Screenshots
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