Things (1989)
- Directed by
- Andrew Jordan
- Genre
- horror film, exploitation film, monster film
- Country
- Canada
- Runtime
- 1h 23m
- Rated
- 18A
- Rating
- 4.0 of 10 from 31 voters
- Elsewhere
- IMDb
The catalogue in 3D
The film shelves have a room of their own that you can walk around in. The cat behind the counter is the AI Catbot, and they pick real films from the same catalogue when you tell them what you feel like watching. Nothing is for sale, here or in there. Go in from here and this film is already out on the counter, with more like it waiting on the shelf next to it.
How it feels
Two friends go to a relative's house. They find a doctor's monstrous experiments running wild in the basement.
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What happens
Things is a 1989 Canadian independent direct-to-video horror film, directed by Andrew Jordan and written by Jordan and Barry J. Gillis. The film was shot in the Toronto suburb of Scarborough, Ontario, with a cast consisting of co-writer Barry J. Gillis and pornographic film star Amber Lynn. The plot follows two friends who, while visiting a relative's house, encounter a horde of hostile creatures that are the results of experiments by a demented doctor. Things is considered the first Canadian shot-on-Super 8 horror film released for the VHS market, as well as one of the worst films of all time. (from Wikipedia, CC BY-SA)
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