Triads, Yardies and Onion Bhajees (2003)

- Original title
- Triads, Yardies & Onion Bhajees! Once Upon A Time In Southall
- Directed by
- Sarjit Bains
- Genre
- crime film
- Country
- United Kingdom
- Runtime
- 1h 45m
- Rating
- 4.0 of 10 from 3 voters
- Elsewhere
- IMDb

The catalogue in 3D
The film shelves have a room of their own that you can walk around in. The cat behind the counter is the AI Catbot, and they pick real films from the same catalogue when you tell them what you feel like watching. Nothing is for sale, here or in there. Go in from here and this film is already out on the counter, with more like it waiting on the shelf next to it.
How it feels
A hitman works for three rival criminal gangs in London. The film follows his attempts to navigate the conflicts between them.
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What happens
Triads, Yardies and Onion Bhajees is a 2003 British crime film directed by Sarjit Bains, telling the story of a hitman working in London. The film stars real-life ex-gangster and underworld don Dave Courtney. Brainchild of Manish Patel, who plays the role of Singh, the story's protagonist, Triads, Yardies and Onion Bhajees was showcased in a BBC Two documentary on the making of the film. The film draws upon the imagery of Hindu deity Kali, traditionally invoked to vanquish evil, with the three gangs being likened to modern-day thugees. After its Cannes showcase the film was optioned by 4 Digital Media and went on UK wide release through the independent cinema network. (from Wikipedia, CC BY-SA)
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