Taintlight (2009)
- Directed by
- Chris Seaver
- Genre
- comedy horror
- Country
- United States
- Runtime
- 1h 01m
- Rating
- 2.7 of 10 from 7 voters
- Elsewhere
- IMDb
The catalogue in 3D
The film shelves have a room of their own that you can walk around in. The cat behind the counter is the AI Catbot, and they pick real films from the same catalogue when you tell them what you feel like watching. Nothing is for sale, here or in there. Go in from here and this film is already out on the counter, with more like it waiting on the shelf next to it.
How it feels
A woman finds herself in a love triangle with a vampire and a werewolf. This is a comedic parody of the Twilight films.
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What happens
Taintlight is a 2009 American direct-to-video parody horror film, written and directed by Chris Seaver and starring Meredith Host, Kurt Indovina, and A.J. Stabbone. It is a parody of the 2008 film Twilight. The film belongs to the paranormal romance genre, depicting a love triangle between a female human, a male vampire, and a male werewolf. (from Wikipedia, CC BY-SA)
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