Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator (2026)

- Developer
- Strange Scaffold
- Publisher
- Frosty Pop, Strange Scaffold
- Platforms
- Windows
- Genres
- Simulation
- Rating
- 4.6 of 5, 506 player ratings
- Typical playtime
- about 3.2 hours
- Where to get it
- Steam

The catalog in 3D
The same catalog has a room you can walk around in. The cat behind the counter is the AI Catbot, and they pick real games from it when you tell them what you feel like playing. Nothing is for sale, here or in there. Go in from here and this game is already out on the counter, with more like it waiting on the shelf next to it.
How it feels
A darkly comedic stock market simulator where you profit off simulated baby misery.
satiricalabsurddarkly funnysimulationeconomicexploitativequirky
What players say
Players praise the humor but are sharply split on whether the game has meaningful strategy or is just random luck. Many say it runs out of content after a few hours and is overpriced for what it offers.
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This page is from Underplayed Gems, a catalog of older and overlooked games. Not quite it? You can browse by platform and genre, or take this one into the 3D catalog and ask the Catbot for something closer.