Cactus Simulator (2022)

Developer: Dynamic Games
Platforms: Windows
Genres: Action, Adventure, Casual, Indie, Simulation
Rating: 4.5 of 5, 325 player ratings
Typical playtime: about 16 hours
Where to get it: Steam

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How it feels

You stand in a desert as a cactus, watching other cacti and occasional oddities in a slow, silly, physics-based sandbox.

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What players say

Players describe it as essentially a cactus sitting in a field with minimal gameplay, but many find the experience relaxing or even life-changing. Some report the game lacks achievements and even one reviewer says the game told them to shut up.

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