Cactus Simulator Remake (2025)
- Developer
- Dynamic Games
- Platforms
- Windows
- Genres
- Action, Adventure, Casual, Simulation
- Rating
- 4.7 of 5, 43 player ratings
- Typical playtime
- about 422 hours
- Where to get it
- Steam
How it feels
You stand still as a cactus, taking in the quiet desert scenery in a meditative, slow-paced experience.
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What players say
Players agree this is a meme game meant to be left running for achievements, but many report it crashes from memory leaks and uses far more resources than a black screen should. The achievement grind is extreme, targeting 1000 hours, which divides those amused by the joke from those frustrated by the technical failures.
Screenshots
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